What Do Volcanoes Taste Like?

Another week of weird and wonderful things that pour out of ten year old heads.

One pupil has just discovered Aerosmith and was sharing the good news with his buddies. How would you describe them? Like this

Kid A: You know Aragorn? In Lord Of The Rings? You know the elf woman he fancies? Well her dad is the singer in Aerosmith!

Kid B: Lord Elrond is the singer in Aerosmith!?!?!?!

He went on to describe Steven Tyler as “Elvis made completely of scarves”.

In another school things got wildly off course and onto roosters – defined as “a male chicken”. Kid C replies:

“Chickens don’t have genders”

This was rapidly followed up, apropos nothing, with “Volcanoes taste like wood.” My attempts to restore order (and sanity) were met with a classic 10-year old diss

“Matt, you got your life from a happy meal”

About mattblick

Songwriter/Singer from Nottingham, UK. My 2nd EP, Everything In The World Is Fighting Everything In The Sky, is out now. I'm blogging (& podcasting) through the entire Beatles catalogue at Beatles Songwriting Academy. In my spare time I wish I had some spare time.
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