Another week of weird and wonderful things that pour out of ten year old heads.
One pupil has just discovered Aerosmith and was sharing the good news with his buddies. How would you describe them? Like this
Kid A: You know Aragorn? In Lord Of The Rings? You know the elf woman he fancies? Well her dad is the singer in Aerosmith!
Kid B: Lord Elrond is the singer in Aerosmith!?!?!?!
He went on to describe Steven Tyler as “Elvis made completely of scarves”.
In another school things got wildly off course and onto roosters – defined as “a male chicken”. Kid C replies:
“Chickens don’t have genders”
This was rapidly followed up, apropos nothing, with “Volcanoes taste like wood.” My attempts to restore order (and sanity) were met with a classic 10-year old diss
“Matt, you got your life from a happy meal”