Tag Archives: Humour

Who Needs Comments?

  Art is not born in a vacuum… but it’s not born inside a tornado full of shrieking trolls, either Do we need to encourage people to comment on everything we create? Oatmeal has a funny take on it

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Cheese On Toast

You murdered love with cheese on toast A soft rock murder ballad. Handle love Caerphilly. Download mp3    Chords   Lyrics It ain’t a pizza without bread of some description It ain’t a pizza if it doesn’t have cheese And it ain’t a … Continue reading

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Here At The End Of The World

When oceans freeze and rivers burn Just another jaunty apocalyptic love song Download     mp3 demo      chord sheet (pdf) Ever since the day that we met I vowed that I would love you Until the bitter end … Continue reading

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10 People – 2 Guitars

By now I’m sure you’re all familiar with Walk Off The Earth‘s five person cover of Gotye‘s Somebody That I Used To Know (122 million views and counting!)…  But here’s a video that explains how they got the idea to … Continue reading

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Brother Bull

  To pen such a sonnet that dry ink will sing A twisted courtship song Download     mp3 demo     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf) Brother Bull could you lend me your skin? Brother Bull could you lend me your … Continue reading

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Writing Songs with – Noel Fielding And The Goons

  Watching Noel Fielding‘s new show Luxury Comedy I was blown away by his level of inventiveness, It seemed like every millimetre of the show was packed with originality – sets, dialogue, costumes, characterisation, plot (or lack of) and crazy … Continue reading

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Don’t Bring Your Bongos To Church

Don’t Bring Your Bongos To Church [2011] Humorous Rock n Roll Retro Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo… Rockabilly Pentecostalism gone wild. download     mp3     Lyrics (pdf)     Chords (pdf) Jesus loves you man Jesus loves you man Loves you … Continue reading

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Maybe Your God’s On The Toilet

Maybe Your God’s On The Toilet [2011] Humour  Some might say that sarcasm ain’t the language of Zion Interfaith conference on Mount Carmel Downloads     mp3     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf) Weuse differentpaths to climb the … Continue reading

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Rock And Roll Injuries

Lou Reed was playing a gig in Buffalo in 1973 when a man invaded the stage, shouted “leather” and bit him on the buttocks Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham collapsed onstage in Nuremberg in 1980 after eating 27 bananas Limp … Continue reading

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Still Standing (Trees)

  Walking in the woods I spoke aloud my deepest hopes and dreams The marks I’d make on history The great things I’d achieve When from above I heard the leaves Their laughter borne upon the breeze The mocking trees fell quiet, … Continue reading

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