Tag Archives: Humour

Unnecessarily Pimped-Out Horse Truck

A sea of blue sparkle paint and too much chrome Like Cab Calloway telling a shaggy horse story Download     mp3 demo     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf) Drivin’ to my baby’s for a red hot date … Continue reading

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Djimi Traore

He raised a half-full glass, a ghost of football past A football hymn mp3 demo     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf)     Behind The Song     Lyric Video No one ever sang before the Beatles Since the Beatles came … Continue reading

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Oh April (You Made A Fool Outta Me)

If you’re feeling cooped up are you a fox or a chicken? Another ‘somebody-did-somebody-wrong’ song Download     mp3 demo     Chords (pdf)     Behind The Song Couldn’t pin you down till I was stuck like glue Heading … Continue reading

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Shrove Tuesday

Let’s shrove till we’re all shroved out! The true meaning of pancake day. Maybe not. Download mp3 demo     Lyrics (pdf) Today is pancake day Perhaps more accurately named ‘Shrove Tuesday’ Cross the lonely miles I drove To bring my … Continue reading

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Me And The Devil

It’s hard to be good when when keeping such bad company Diminished Ragtime Blame-shifting Blues Download     mp3 demo     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf) Ain’t nobody here ‘cept me and the devil Nobody here except me and the devil … Continue reading

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Liverbard Sessions 0.5: Suarez Is His Name

Why can’t Roy Hodgson sleep at night? 1 minute 20 seconds of punk rock football bragging Download     mp3 demo Who’s scored more goals than your whole team? Suarez, Suarez Who’s scored more goals than your whole team? Suarez … Continue reading

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10 Things I Loved In 2013

Releasing my first ever solo EP Let’s Build An Airport was the major milestone for me but here’s 10 other highlights of the year. The Rise of LFC The massive turnaround in all areas of Liverpool Football Club, but especially the … Continue reading

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Who Needs Comments?

  Art is not born in a vacuum… but it’s not born inside a tornado full of shrieking trolls, either Do we need to encourage people to comment on everything we create? Oatmeal has a funny take on it

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Cheese On Toast

You murdered love with cheese on toast A soft rock murder ballad. Handle love Caerphilly. Download mp3    Chords   Lyrics It ain’t a pizza without bread of some description It ain’t a pizza if it doesn’t have cheese And it ain’t a … Continue reading

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Here At The End Of The World

To them you’re just one more piece of meat Just another jaunty apocalyptic love song Download     mp3 demo      chord sheet (pdf) Ever since the day that we met I vowed that I would love you Until … Continue reading

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