Tag Archives: Silly

New Demo: Finger Puppet Man

He’s already wearing four No big deal… Download     mp3 demo     Chords (pdf) Finger Puppet Man is obviously nothing more than a joke set to music. I wrote it during FAWM 2013 but the melody was naggingly familiar. … Continue reading

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A Little Spillage

  The Horse is fine, of course, although the van is far less certain! Just your average Cockney-Kiwi, Bernard Cribbins-type jam. A collaboration with Stephen Wordsmith. Download     Chords (pdf) One of the pleasure of FAWM is meeting incredibly creative … Continue reading

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Polishing A Turd (NSFW)

If they hang it in a gallery, it still don’t make it art Three chords and the truth Download     mp3 demo     Lyrics (pdf) During FAWM 2015 I was writing a song based on additive structures and … Continue reading

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Shrove Tuesday

Let’s shrove till we’re all shroved out! The true meaning of pancake day. Maybe not. Download mp3 demo     Lyrics (pdf) Today is pancake day Perhaps more accurately named ‘Shrove Tuesday’ Cross the lonely miles I drove To bring my … Continue reading

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Cheese On Toast

You murdered love with cheese on toast A soft rock murder ballad. Handle love Caerphilly. Download mp3    Chords   Lyrics It ain’t a pizza without bread of some description It ain’t a pizza if it doesn’t have cheese And it ain’t a … Continue reading

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Don’t Bring Your Bongos To Church

Don’t Bring Your Bongos To Church [2011] Humorous Rock n Roll Retro Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo… Rockabilly Pentecostalism gone wild. download     mp3     Lyrics (pdf)     Chords (pdf) Jesus loves you man Jesus loves you man Loves you … Continue reading

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Eleven Sweets

Eleven Sweets [2011] Children’s Humorous But the fizzy cherry, was stuck to a fizzy cherry A true tall tale from sunday school, sung by my daughter Downloads     mp3     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf) In the pink group … Continue reading

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Maybe Your God’s On The Toilet

Maybe Your God’s On The Toilet [2011] Humour  Some might say that sarcasm ain’t the language of Zion Interfaith conference on Mount Carmel Downloads     mp3     Chords (pdf)     Lyrics (pdf) We use different paths to … Continue reading

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The Facial Hair/Creativity Ratio Theorem (aka The Beard Song)

My latest song is a very silly and tongue in cheek (tongue in beard? No that sounds gross) exploration of the link between creativity and varying amounts of facial hair. I’m still learning on the iMovie and still without proper … Continue reading

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Fat Flish

Here’s my first real post FAWM song and my first attempt at iMovieing. I often misread books at storytime for comic effect. “Reading it funny” is a big hit my two youngest kids Harpo & Zeppo. Fat Flish was an improvised song … Continue reading

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